Friday, August 10, 2012

His Own Special Language...

This morning:

Me:  "Hmm?"

JJM:  "Oh, nothing, I just burped; not conversation."

Me:  "Not in English anyway."

JJM:  "Nope, I was speaking Belchian"

Me:  wondering, how the fk does he come up w/this sh!t?

Monday, May 21, 2012

After a morning of random silliness...

JJM:  "Your brain is my cat toy"

Me:  facepalm/groan

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Right After Waking Up This Morning...

...he's in the bathroom when I hear:

JJM: "I'm officially tired"

me: "Yeah?"

JJM: "One does not put toothpaste under one's armpits"


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

So THAT'S What's Going On!

I think my boyfriend is taking lessons from her...

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mmmm Cinnamon...

my boyfriend brought home a cinnamon 'broom' yesterday.

this morning, i opened the door to the kitchen (we close it to keep the cat out!) and caught the powerful scent of the cinnamon.

i made some comment about how powerful it smelled.

his reply?

"Good thing it's still in the plastic or it would have turned our nostrils inside out!"


Thursday, January 21, 2010

He Sent Me a Quiz!

My boyfriend plays role playing games. He's done it for a loooong time!

When he took a D & D quiz, he sent me the results..

Neutral Good Elf Wizard (5th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 14

Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.

Wizards- Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

So I asked him to send me the quiz too and I took it...

I'm a Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (7th Level)

I'm a higher level than he is! That's kind of wild.


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Fixing Pizzas Lately

JJM: Want some kiwi on your pizza?

me: I'd enjoy watching YOU put it on YOUR pizza

JJM: Not me, I'm just the instigator. Remember when...(long story involving a cat, maybe i'll tell you someday...)