MURPHY'S DICTUMS

just something he sent me...

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You can get more with a smile and a gun,
than you can get with a smile alone.
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Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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He who laughs lasts, thinks slowest.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
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Those who live by the sword,
get shot by those who don't.
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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The 50-50-90 Rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them,
five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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The things that come to those who wait,
will be the things left by those who got there first.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Remember, when you go into court,
you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.